I'm the perfect specimen of a man!

heroingreen:

I-I know! I’m sorry! As I said, it was a dare!!

Please don’t hit me…

…Hmph.

You’re lucky I’m in a good mood, or I’d pound ya in.

heroingreen:

(( LOL WRONG ACCOUNT AGAIN
 )) 

((…fuck you too
))

heroingreen:

coinscoinscoins:

Heh. Cute!

[ Wario lets go of Luigi and gives him a pat on the back. ]

I’ve been doin’ great, of course! Especially since, with Bowser bein’ so busy at times, I can just pilfer his junk while he’s dealin’ with your bro.

[ He winks. ]

(Luigi giggles.) Try not to get caught at that, will you? I don’t want to have to try to provide an excuse to Waluigi about your capture.

Oh, Waluigi’s fine. [ Wario waves a hand. ] He’s wearing big boy’s panties now. He’s not gonna wimp out just ‘cos Bowser flipped a shit. He’ll just punch him out like I would.

redcappedhero:

Hmph. I see you haven’t changed a bit. Eh, I know when talking would be pointless, so I don’t got anything else to say to you on ‘why I get in your way’ here.

(He sighs to himself a little here.)

(However, he then states firmly:)

But I will be willing to get in your way again if things should come to that.

Oh, really? Well…

Challenge accepted. Though I’m doin’ nothin’ besides talkin’ to your bro right now.

(Source: coinscoinscoins)

thegreatestking:

coinscoinscoins:

with Bowser bein’ so busy at times, I can just pilfer his junk while he’s dealin’ with your bro.

[ He winks. ]

Oh, hi, Bowser. Wahahahaa!

heroingreen:

coinscoinscoins:

((not if i ask mario as your legal guardian it’s not))

(( He would never approve of that
HE WANTS ME FOR HIMSELF )) 

((INCEST IS BANNED IN CALIFORNIA TOO))

heroingreen:

…! Wh-whoa—!

(Luigi is pulled into the half-hug— he doesn’t resist, though he does look a little uncomfortable.)

I-I’ve been doing fine! I’m just a little under the weather… Please don’t squash me… How about you?

Heh. Cute!

[ Wario lets go of Luigi and gives him a pat on the back. ]

I’ve been doin’ great, of course! Especially since, with Bowser bein’ so busy at times, I can just pilfer his junk while he’s dealin’ with your bro.

[ He winks. ]

(Source: coinscoinscoins)

heroingreen:

coinscoinscoins:

((MARIO, ‘M TOUCHIN’ YOUR LITTLE BRO
TOOOOOOOUUUUUUCH))

(( Wario
Wario Wario Wario Wario
 
Don’t you know what Sonic Sez?
We have to get married first before you touch me
And as we all know that’s banned in California )) 

((not if i ask mario as your legal guardian it’s not))

redcappedhero:

 ….Did you ever stop to think of, perhaps, why I get in your way all the time?

…But eh, my words are usually wasted on you anyway. I doubt you’d listen this time, either…so I won’t say anything. I’ll be keeping a sharp eye on you, though.

Oh, spare me your stupid lectures. I honestly don’t give a damn about what you have to say.

I do my own thing. I don’t have to get along with the likes of you.

(Source: coinscoinscoins)